| Name: | Lionel Brits |
| Nickname: | Betelgeuse |
| Location: | Calgary, Alberta, Canada (Peoples Republic of Canadia) |
| Age / Birthdate: | 1982/09/05 |
| Likes: | Computers, Sci-Fi, Science, Thought |
| Dislikes: | Stuff, Democracy |
| Hobbies: | Programming, thinking, reading |
| Favorite Game(s): | Anything id spits out |
| Current Job: | Student |
| Favorite Quote(s): | You did what for how many jellybeans? |
| Other Info: | I AM going to take over the world!!! |