| Name: | Conor Stokes |
| Nickname: | DirtyPunk |
| Location: | Western Australia / West of no-where. |
| Age / Birthdate: | 17 |
| Likes: | 3d Theory, Computers, chocolate, Jolt cola, Punk, visual art, drama, SNFU and being comical. |
| Dislikes: | Oppression, mold, headaches, dehydration, Ronald MacDonald and the telli-tubbies. |
| Hobbies: | Programming, making kooky 3d theories, electric guitar, play writing and freaking on the establishment. |
| Favorite Game(s): | Quake 1 & 2 (more 1 though), Populas 3, Grand Theft Auto and Rainbow 6. |
| Current Job: | Mind Roving Cyber Hobo |
| Favorite Quote(s): | "I'm out of here like Vladamir!" -Mr Chi Pig, from SNFU (www.snfu.com) on the Album "Lets Get it Right the First Time!" "Drink!" -Father Jack, from "Father Ted" |
| Other Info: | "My metabolism is very fast." |